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GUNS ‘n’ ZOMBIES: WATCH US BATTLE THE UNDEAD!

Guns ‘n’ Zombies:  It’s like Guns’n’Roses, but less dead.

 

This game is as simple as the titles states:

GUNS. There are many to choose from and purchase via “blue crystals,” which are dropped by slain zombies. It’s evident that in a post-zombie/economic/environmental/Obama admistration/libertarian free-for-all/ apocalypse, society is no longer using paper money … or gold, diamonds, ammunition, bottle caps, non-hybridized seeds, or even Ted Nugent records! It’s these enigmatic and mysterious blue crystals that are the next hot thing on Wall Street. I can just see the commercial now in between segments of INFO WARS!

ZOMBIES:  All kinds, shapes, and sizes. Most come in green, some are blue, some explode, some are really large … some are  just floating heads. And the good news? Unlike the mundane realism of “The Walking Dead,” you dont have to worry about running out of bullets, AND you can make all the noise you desire! I mean hey, the more zombies we get to kill with our eternal ammunition supply, the more  “blue crystals” we earn, so we can buy bigger guns to kill MORE zombies, and then collect MORE crystals!  Do you remember that commercial from the 80s? This one:

Its like that, but without the ’80s theme (and no cocaine).

Anyway, it’s a simple, but entertaining co-op game that’s worth every cent of the (1.20USD) we paid for it on STEAM.  GUNS ‘n’ ZOMBIES is totally worth a few hours of your life.

Rating: 7/10

Article by: Steve Principato

Steven Principato
Steven Principato is our resident music historian and unofficial metal corespondent. Besides trying not to get his photo gear smashed in the pit, you might otherwise find him obsessing about obscure musical details. It happens to be Steven's eventual goal to be on stage IN the concert photo rather than the one taking it.

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