Concert Preview – STEEL PANTHER! MUSIC by Wendy Podmenik Woodell - October 6, 2015October 6, 2015 Article by: Wendy Darugar & Glenn Woodell Featured Img Cred: UMG Are You Ready, America? “Steel” yourselves and get ready…on October 8th, The NorVa in Norfolk, VA shall be host to the most outlandish metal band to hit Hampton Roads. Steel Panther hits the stage as part of their “Well Hungover Tour” across the United States. Hair Metal taken to the most extreme, the prediction is that there shall be a shortage of hair spray at the local Rite-Aids, rowdy groupies have fully booked all the salons to bedazzle their va-jay-jays, and the ABC stores have run out of whiskey. Img Cred: UMG Promoting their latest album “All You Can Eat”, Steel Panther will tell us “The Burden of being Wonderful”, advise us to “Party Like Tomorrow is the End of the World”, and teach us everything about the mysterious “Gloryhole”. I’ve also heard through the Internet grapevine that there may be “Asian Hooker”s in attendance. Guaranteed to either offend the h*ll out of you or teach you everything your momma didn’t tell you, Steel Panther is coming to the NorVa this week. Are you ready? Ladies, bring birth control. According to their Facebook page, the band’s interests include: Chicks, Boobs, Vagina, P*ssy, Blow, Metal, Alabama Hot Pockets. I have no idea what an Alabama Hot Pocket is, but I’ll make an educated guess that it must be disgusting. Upcoming Tour Dates: Thu 08 Oct 2015 The NorVa Norfolk, VA, US Fri 09 Oct 2015 The National Richmond, VA, US Thu 22 Oct 2015 Showbox SoDo Seattle, WA, US Fri 23 Oct 2015 Hard Rock Casino Vancouver, BC, Canada Sat 24 Oct 2015 Hard Rock Casino Vancouver, BC, Canada Thu 29 Oct 2015 — Tue 03 Nov 2015 KISS KRUISE V 2015 Miami, FL, US Sun 15 Nov 2015 London Music Hall London, ON, Canada Thu 19 Nov 2015 Burton Cummings Theatre Winnipeg, MB, Canada Thu 19 Nov 2015 Burton Cummings Theatre Winnipeg, MB, Canada Sat 21 Nov 2015 Deerfoot Inn & Casino Calgary, AB, Canada 11/22/15 The Ranch Roadhouse Edmonton, AB, Canada Fri 04 Dec 2015 Myth Maplewood, MN, US Tue 08 Dec 2015 Marathon Music Works Nashville, TN, US Sat 12 Dec 2015 House of Blues Cleveland, OH, US Sun 13 Dec 2015 Royal Oak Music Theatre Royal Oak, MI, US Tue 15 Dec 2015 The Pageant St Louis, MO, US Fri 18 Dec 2015 House of Blues Dallas, TX, US Sat 19 Dec 2015 House of Blues Houston, TX, US Check out http://steelpantherrocks.com/ for more tour information, music, videos, and a fan forum. STAY TUNED HERE AT MONKEYGOOSE FOR WENDY & GLENN’S CONCERT REVIEW OF STEEL PANTHER, LIVE in VIRGINIA.
