Article by: Wendy Darugar & Glenn Woodell
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Are You Ready, America?
“Steel” yourselves and get ready…on October 8th, The NorVa in Norfolk, VA shall be host to the most outlandish metal band to hit Hampton Roads. Steel Panther hits the stage as part of their “Well Hungover Tour” across the United States. Hair Metal taken to the most extreme, the prediction is that there shall be a shortage of hair spray at the local Rite-Aids, rowdy groupies have fully booked all the salons to bedazzle their va-jay-jays, and the ABC stores have run out of whiskey.
Promoting their latest album “All You Can Eat”, Steel Panther will tell us “The Burden of being Wonderful”, advise us to “Party Like Tomorrow is the End of the World”, and teach us everything about the mysterious “Gloryhole”. I’ve also heard through the Internet grapevine that there may be “Asian Hooker”s in attendance. Guaranteed to either offend the h*ll out of you or teach you everything your momma didn’t tell you, Steel Panther is coming to the NorVa this week. Are you ready? Ladies, bring birth control. According to their Facebook page, the band’s interests include: Chicks, Boobs, Vagina, P*ssy, Blow, Metal, Alabama Hot Pockets. I have no idea what an Alabama Hot Pocket is, but I’ll make an educated guess that it must be disgusting.
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